Hubby: "Why are you wearing pants? Are you sick?!"
My thought balloon:
"Yes, I was vomiting last night, you were in the bathroom with me! I used up a whole roll of tissue blowing my nose this morning!"
What I said instead:
"Do I look frumpy?"
Hubby sensing my prickly mood, he said instead .....
Hubby: "What shoes are you wearing with that?"
I showed him.
"Nah, you don't look frumpy. Just so............"
I will wear really comfy oatmeal ensemble anytime I want to. Thank you very much.