My nephew JJ, just turned 8 this month. My mom, who was reminiscing about JJ's babyhood said:
My mom: ""JJ, you're eight already! Ang bilis ng panahon (how time flies)"
My mom: " How old will you be next year?"
JJ: " I'll be nine" ("like, duh?!", he probably thought)
Me: "I remember you when you were just a baby coming from the hospital."
Me: "You know what, you're no longer a baby. Next year, you'll be a young man!"
My mom: "Yeah JJ, you'll be a young man."
My nephew, with all his wisdom, said:
JJ: "Do I have to put white hair now?"
Ha ha ha.